Friday, 20 December 2013

Japan is a very cool place. It's not as weird as people and the media make it out to be really. they are very cute people. very sweet. willing to be open to anything. not agressive. almost the opposite of british people really. it's awesome.

over here we make fun of asian people by mocking them. "knee howwwwww". "a sohhhh". shit like that.
these kids walked passed me down these steps and started mocking me with "oh good morning lolololo oh hello loolllolo". it was beautiful. i smiled at them knowing that they were just playing and they bowed back. cool motherfuckers.

Owen self titled. melon collies.



https://www.mediafire.com/?5fqqgt2dplxftlk

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Mark Gormley - Mark Fucking Gormley.

This will be the best artist you will have ever heard in your entire life ever. Trust me on that.

So today i got an iMac. It's pretty safe to say that i've turned into a goddam apple liker. Oh well. That's life. Also it's raining now and me and my friend from wales went for a nice walk along the street to get a pizza at like 1am. you can't beat a god 1am pizza mission my boy!






http://www.mediafire.com/?vhwiqx2q769wybh

Friday, 26 July 2013

Wonky Tonk Shlonking Plonk

OOooh i dew lurv masen a bittur wonkeh wonken dook.

I had a listen to this today. It's dark but fun. Kinda feels like no wave electronic maybe? It scatty and great and a bit mashed up. If I was to describe it, I would say...... a whole bunch of polyester beats and crackle sounds and pops and clicks and vocals having a game of laser tag and bumping into each other a lot, maybe forgetting to shoot each other and enjoying getting their laser guns tangled in a quite sexy way.

Some cool rapping in parts too.

Just to let you know also, I just made some honey hummus to see what it's like. so far it's delicious. i highly recommend it. If you'd like to try some, let me know. I'll hook you up.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6zxi8pqlthw5v5j/Arca_-_Stretch_2_(2012).zip

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Giles Corey - Giles Corey

http://www.mediafire.com/?2zcin8wza3k38ht

i don't know if anyone else gets this but my kakaotalk is really annoying. it gives me notifications but when i unlock my phone the notification vanishes. stupid thing. but then i only talk to one person on there.

one

goddamn

friend.

this album has a dark and murky grey and brown feel to it. as you look at the album cover, that's what it sounds like. in terms of production and audio quality, it could be better. it's slightly tinny. but then maybe it's purposely done. trying to make sound as uncolourful as possible. it starts off very haunting and dark and very uncomfortable. but then as you progress with it, you start to feel at ease with things that come at you. when i first listened to it, track 1 left me feeling very uneasy with the banging of pianos and deathly shouting. it's like someone trying to let go of life kicking and fucking screaming all the way to the grave knowing they're going to eventually get pulled under. as the tracks fumble along like a square wheel in a dark room with wooden floors, track 6 (spectral bride, which is the highlight of this album) suddenly brings a candle light. it just kicks in and grabs your chest. OK HERE I AM!

wow this is turning into some review.

ok no more. i guess you'll have to listen for yourself to get the full scale feel of it.


Well hi!

Welcome to my page. I do try to be pretty decent with grammar but excuse me if I miss capital letters. They're something I've never been able to keep tabs on. Obviously they'll be fine here because as I write this, I'm slightly paranoid of using them because the issue was brought up.

Sooooooo..........

Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to give you music. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Plus some ramblings in between. Maybe even some celeb guests could pop on now and then for some sweet two line interviews. Also you may see what you see on other blogs. I guess more is only better, right? Ok fuckers. Let's do this....